a-pale-reflection:

holy shit what did i just see

i was standing behind this fat guy that was stocking stuff at a store…

he bends over and BAM

purple thong. 

a-pale-reflection:

a-pale-reflection:

THERE’S A FUCKING HUGE COCKROACH ON MY PILLOW AND RUNNING AROUND MY BED
JESUS CHRIST HELP ME 

>spraying like a madman all over my blankets
>no movement… all is still
>hear sound right behind me
IT’S RIGHT BEHIND ME
IN FRONT OF MY CLOSET
COMING AT ME
EDTS54jsh

leegusta:

by: http://feehlo.tumblr.com/

PERFECT.

leegusta:

by: http://feehlo.tumblr.com/

PERFECT.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

jeremypamyupamyu:

Heavens Divide [Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker] - Donna Burke 

When heavens divide 
I will see the choices within my hands
How can we ever protect and fight with our tiny souls?
Let me shine like the sun through the doubts and fear
Do you feel the storm approach as the end draws near?

Cybbie got me so obsessed with this song oh Jesus

I REGRET NOTHING!

When heavens divide, time will come to softly lay me down
Then I can see a face that I long to see…
And for you, only you, I would give anything
Leaving a trace for love to find a way
When heavens divide… 

>”will be submissive if you tell them to”Ahahaha. I’m always submissive.

>”will be submissive if you tell them to”

Ahahaha. I’m always submissive.

(Source: zodiacobsessed)

Sounds about right.

Sounds about right.

(Source: zodiacsolution)

Accurate.

Accurate.

(Source: tainteddlove)

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

Fable 2: You’re a homeless, penniless little brat, and some bastard shoots your older sister so a smelly blind gypsy has to raise you for 10 years until you’re old enough to go traipsing around gross dungeons and bug infested caves to become either the biggest pussy hero in Albion or the biggest butt-munching douchebag in Albion depending on the choices you make. You also have a ratty gray dog who follows you everywhere and barks a lot.

Silent Hill: You’re some dumbass with various mental and emotional issues who’s running around a deserted town to find useless items like a pair of tongs. Your mind comes to life and attacks you, so you grab a random nearby item to defend yourself. Oh wait, you forgot something. Time to run all the way back to where you fucking started. Wait! The door is locked. The next one’s broken. The next one’s jammed. Time to find an alternate route. Lather, rinse and repeat. You have a final confrontation with something that’s been bugging you for a while, and depending on how big of a dumbass you were during your time in the town, you might survive after beating it. Or you might get turned into some weird monster. Either way. 

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

Fable 2: You’re a homeless, penniless little brat, and some bastard shoots your older sister so a smelly blind gypsy has to raise you for 10 years until you’re old enough to go traipsing around gross dungeons and bug infested caves to become either the biggest pussy hero in Albion or the biggest butt-munching douchebag in Albion depending on the choices you make. You also have a ratty gray dog who follows you everywhere and barks a lot.

Silent Hill: You’re some dumbass with various mental and emotional issues who’s running around a deserted town to find useless items like a pair of tongs. Your mind comes to life and attacks you, so you grab a random nearby item to defend yourself. Oh wait, you forgot something. Time to run all the way back to where you fucking started. Wait! The door is locked. The next one’s broken. The next one’s jammed. Time to find an alternate route. Lather, rinse and repeat. You have a final confrontation with something that’s been bugging you for a while, and depending on how big of a dumbass you were during your time in the town, you might survive after beating it. Or you might get turned into some weird monster. Either way. 

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

So uhhh… I was livestreaming a very serious picture earlier, and it evolved into these.

… really don’t know what to say about these.


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